The Ten Commandments (For Dog Owners)

Nefretiri: You will be king of Egypt and I will be your footstool! Moses: The man stupid enough to use you as a footstool isn’t wise enough to rule Egypt. - The Ten Commandments (1956 film) I have a long history … Continue reading

Nailed It – The Art of (not) Cutting Your Dog’s Nails

Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. – Lao Tzu Nail cutting time.  My favorite. If given the choice between cutting Sparta’s nails and skipping voting on mid-terms this year…I’m going to still fucking vote!!! Are you crazy?! Register! Seriously, though, … Continue reading