Why Puppies Suck – Or The Benefits of Senior Dogs

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain

Boots and Bee Photography - By Brittany Graham

Boots and Bee Photography – By Brittany Graham

I just got home from my third puppy session this week.  I’m exhausted.  Puppies are the worst.  Don’t get me wrong… I love puppies!  They’re adorable, entertaining and so stinkin’ cute!  I guess I just like other people’s puppies. Personally, I wil most likely never own a puppy again, because under that exterior lies an un-housebroken, hyper, destructive little beastie.

It's all fun and games until someone chews a shoe.

It’s all fun and games until someone chews a shoe.

Puppy sessions are easy in the sense that I know I won’t have to deal with aggressive behavior (usually).  I know I can hang out on the floor with the little demon angel and play while I work with the owners.  I also like knowing that people are getting of on the right start with a puppy by having it trained and knowing how to avoid problems in the future with a little effort starting now.  But let’s face it:  puppies are just…exhausting.

The PAW Method is rooted in the belief that dogs can ask questions:  “Can I eat this?”  ”Can we play now?”  ”Can we cuddle?” and that it’s up to you to answer their questions in a way they understand and doesn’t require force nor bribery.  You Pilot them to answer their questions, which puts “money” in your Piloting Piggy Bank.  The more “money” you have, the easier it is to Pilot your dog.  Which brings us to puppies.

Puppies don’t have a lot of money in their own piggy banks, so it’s not tremendously difficult to get that money out.  It’s just constant.  Like furry little toddlers, they scamper around asking questions about everything (integral to their learning, but highly annoying). And just like toddlers, they’ll ask a question, accept the answer only to immediately ask The Same Question.

How about now?

How about now?

So yeah, puppies have very little “money” in their Piloting Piggy Bank, but even when you Pilot it out of them, they can refill it faster than you can say, “But how about now?”.

Of course, in the words of Shakespeare, “This too, shall pass.”  Puppies grow out of their little toddler stage, they being to gain some sanity, and you don’t have to watch them like a weeping angel.

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Or you’ll poop in the hallway AGAIN.

So puppies are adorable, but they are so much work!

“But I wanted to get my kids a puppy for the holidays/their birthday”, you may say.  That’s all fine and dandy but are you ready for the work that a puppy entails?  The work that your children say they will help you with but in reality won’t?  Didn’t think so.  So consider this: adopt a senior dog.

Now I know you want that whole Hallmark moment of a puppy in a box with a bow, and the accompanying chorus of “awwww…”.  But there are many reasons why the better choice may be a senior dog.

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1) Senior Dogs Aren’t Usually “Old”.

I know…it doesn’t make sense.  But remember, a lot of dogs are considered seniors at just 5 years old.  For a smaller dog whose life expectancy can be around 15 years…., well, let’s just say that would make me more of a senior citizen than that dog!

2) Senior Dogs are Usually Housebroken.

Obviously this is not always the case, and even housebroken adults can have a few accidents in a new house during their adjustment period.  But that’s a far cry from a puppy who goes every two hours, yet somehow still leaves you looking for paper towels and cleaner.

3) Senior Dogs Have “Been There” and “Done That”.

Yes, it’s totes adorbs to take your new puppy on their first adventure to the park.  To the pet store.  To the vet…but after the 1,224th “new adventure”, the constant questions and wrangling of a quick-as-lightening puppy can get tedious as they find new and innovative ways to get into trouble.  Your senior dog?  He’s already been to the park numerous times, and is more interested in your company during the hike, rather than investigating that hornets’ nest nestled near that tree.

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4) Senior Dogs Can Focus.

Remember how organized and rational your thoughts were as a child?  Remember how you could focus on anyth-….hey wanna ride bikes?!  Yeah, me neither.  Older dogs aren’t wrestling with their need to explore Everything All At Once.   Meaning it’s often easier to teach an old dog new tricks, rather than working with your kinetic little puppy who…wait….where did the puppy wander off to now?!

5) Senior Dogs Have Little Hope of Finding Homes

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Let’s face it: everyone wants “this year’s model”.  Grey isn’t cherished and revered anymore.  Puppies fly out of shelters, while the senior dogs look on, not knowing that they most likely won’t ever see the inside of a home again.  Simply giving a senior dog the chance to love, and be loved, when everyone else overlooked them…well, isn’t that the greatest gift of all?

So re-think what it means to bring a new best friend into your home and into your children’s lives.  While I will always love my puppy sessions, it’s truly the sessions with the “new” old dog that I cherish.  Because the love I see in the eyes of a senior dog, that kind of love only grows greater with age.

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Marcella, is a super sweet, friendly senior available through Cuyahoga County Animal Shelter. She’s 8 years 3 months 9 days old. Just right!

 

5 years 2 months 19 days

Canberra looks like he’d make the perfect hiking companion at 5 years 2 months 19 days.  What a face!  He is available through Cuyahoga County Animal Shelter.

Gucci is 7 years 2 months into looking for a forever home.  Sweet companion, he's available through Cleveland APL

Gucci is 7 years 2 months into looking for a forever home. Sweet companion, he’s available through Cleveland APL

Delilah is a 15 year old former beauty queen who wonders why she all alone.  She is available through Cleveland APL.

Delilah is a 15 year old former beauty queen who wonders why she all alone. She is available through Cleveland APL.

 

Sanctuary for Senior Dogs is truly a beacon of hope for dogs who have been "thrown away" by owners because they are "outdated"  Please consider a donation to their worthy endeavor.

Sanctuary for Senior Dogs is truly a beacon of hope for dogs who have been “thrown away” by owners because they are “outdated” Please consider a donation to their worthy endeavor.

As Garcia sang:
Oh well a Touch Of Grey
Kind of suits you anyway
That was all I had to say 
It’s all right…

Keep calm and pilot onKerry Stack
Darwin Dogs
Dog Training in Cleveland, Ohio

Another Day, Another Off-Leash Dog

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In the midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you.
- Deepak Chopra

Let’s get something clear: your dog needs to stay on-leash in public spots. I don’t care how friendly Fido is, or how much Schutz you’ve put in your hund.  Training only takes you so far.  Your dog is still capable of ignoring your recall command.

You never know who may have a dog-reactive dog. Your dog may be bounding recklessly towards another dog who is more than willing to show them that your dog’s behavior is unsavory. It’s stressful to everyone involved.  And if you think it’s okay because your dog is friendly, and likes to meet other dogs, well guess what?  Not every other dog thinks your dog is adorable. You are blatantly wagering your ability to control your dog against the safety of not only the other dog, but the safety of the other person who is actually holding a leash. You know… the part you’re supposed to be holding as well?

See how easy it is to hold it?  There's even a nifty little loop for your hand!

See how easy it is to hold it? There’s even a nifty little loop for your hand!

Hell, at this point, I guarantee that not every human thinks your dog is cute.  I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s true.  Not everyone wishes to get up close and personal with your beloved little Fifi.  You are proving nothing but your ability to be obtuse.

Now, for those of you subjected to off-leash dogs, here’s some hints:

- If someone calls out that, “It’s okay, their dog is friendly!” I like to call out that my dog is NOT friendly…and neither am I. Make sure your body language is speaking the same words your mouth is: confidence.

Confidence is key

Confidence is key

- Pilot  your own dog. It’s up to you to handle whatever comes at you, even if it means faking your way through self-confidence. Go ahead and be scared, but act confident.  The show must go on. Control yourself.

- Do whatever it takes to keep your dog safe.  I don’t care if it’s an old Lab, if you need to make them back off of you, and you feel safe doing so, make them move!

- Scream.  Yes, scream.  Loud as you can.  That will get the owner’s attention.  As well as anyone else’s, which may be important if things go badly with the other dog.  You may need help.

- Drop the leash. If you have a dog running at you who is definitely not part of the welcome wagon sometimes the safest thing to do is to let your dog try to run away without you getting tangled up in the mess.  Leashes can get wrapped around you very easily, ensnaring and trapping both you and your dog, subjecting you both to a vicious bite.

- Finally, report. Even if your dog responded well to the approaching dog, the next one may not.  All dogs respond differently to each other.  By you reporting the dog, you may have saved that dog’s life. Because the next time he goes charging at another dog could be his last.

In short, if a dog comes running at you hell bent for leath-ah, make sure you have a game plan in mind.

Yeah, I know you’re too young to know this song, but here ya go.

For more detailed information on how to make sure you are controlling your own dog on a walk, visit this link:

- Leash walking

How to deal with your dog-reactive dog on a leash, read this link:

- Dog Reactivity

Finally, step-by-step how to deal with an off-leash dog:

- When an off-leash dog attacks

What to do in a dog attack

Have you ever been subjected to an off-leash dog charging at you? What did you do?

Keep calm and pilot on

Kerry Stack
Darwin Dogs
Dog Training in Cleveland, Ohio