The Most Dangerous Dog Breed
You’d be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives and try to fit square pegs into round holes, ignoring the clear reality that Things Are As They Are. - Benjamin Hoff
I posted a photo on the Darwin Dogs Facebook page recently. I found it excessively humorous. What do you think?
So many veterinarians, vet techs, dog lovers, etc. responded with laughter and a knowing nod of their heads. Some even countered with “Dachshunds”. One idiot tried to claim that pit bulls were on the top of that list. As usual with anything I post on Facebook, I had a PM sent to me offering dissent:
I would like to ask that you take down and/or address this post. I really don’t find it fair to perpetuate stereotypes about any breed of dog, particularly as someone people look to for advice on these sorts of things.
At first blush, it would appear that the author is correct. But what they are confusing is three separate issues, or as I like to put it, Why I Have A Career Dog Training. Because let’s face it, if it weren’t for these three issues, nobody would need help with their dog’s behaviors. So let’s tease this out: are Chihuahuas inherently aggressive?
ISSUE 1: YOU HAVE A PUREBRED, BUT UNDERESTIMATED BREED STANDARDS
The dissenter was annoyed that I was perpetuating a stereotype of a breed standard. But as I have stated many times, I’m not against breed profiling; I’m against inaccurate breed profiling. Let’s face it, if I wanted a dog to herd cattle, I wouldn’t be looking at a poodle. If I wanted a dog to clean out all the vermin in my farm, I wouldn’t want a Staffie (honestly, most pit bulls would count them as their new friends).
So obviously this is profiling breeds. So is the fact that I will NEVER get another Shepherd mix from the shelter…
I love my Sparta so much, but I long to wear white clothes again without fur. Or any clothes without fur. Or coffee without fur...or PB&J. I currently own two Roomba vacuums in addition to my upright vac.
Of course you can state that how much a breed sheds is only a profile of their physical attributes, but let’s delve deeper.
- If I were to mention a dog that likes is obsessed with water, would you be able to come up with a breed off the top of your head? Maybe a Lab or a Golden.
- If I asked what dog is good at guarding flocks, Great Pyrenees immediately come to mind for me.
- What about dogs who tend to have a very high prey drive? Jack Russells, and Irish Terriers immediately come to mind.
Now, does that mean all Labs love water? No. Only the vast majority. Are they the only dog who likes water? Obviously not. But love of the water is what they were bred to have. Pyrenees were bred to be, according to the AKC:
“In nature, the Great Pyrenees is confident, gentle, and affectionate. While territorial and protective of his flock or family when necessary, his general demeanor is one of quiet composure, both patient and tolerant. He is strong willed, independent”
And while I have no use for the AKC due to their love of registering dogs, but disdain for actually stepping up for animal welfare (**cough cough** PUPPY MILLS **cough cough), they do have a rather succinct description for each breed’s general temperament. And honestly, I’ve found most of these to be spot on. Side note: I love that when describing Pyrenees, they used the word “independent” rather than “stubborn”. I hate the word stubborn.
So when someone calls me and asks me for help with their Border Collie who is destroying everything in their house, I know to start by discussing Activity and Work. Are you giving your Border Collie enough exercise to equal herding sheep for 8 hours a day? Are you using the right dog for the right job? Didn’t think so. What kind of mind games are you giving to your Border Collie, the dogs I call the Hermione Grangers of the dog world? None? Well, there’s your problem.
So don’t get a Jack Russell if you enjoy squirrels in your yard. Or do…just realize you will be spending a lot of time Piloting them (unless you enjoy the sound of squirrels screaming, you twisted monster). Which leads me to the second, bigger reason why people need help with their dog’s behaviors.
ISSUE 2: YOU TREAT YOUR DOG AS A BREED RATHER THAN AN INDIVIDUAL
Wait, didn’t I just state that breed standards are important? Yes, they are. Especially for purebred dogs that you didn’t get from a puppy mill (sorry, if you got your dog in “Amish Country” or from a pet store, it’s a puppy mill dog). Reputable breeders strive to maintain healthy breed standards. But there are always outliers. The Border Collie who is terrified of sheep. The Lab who hates water (haven’t met one yet, though). It’s like the kid whose parents are forcing him to major in medicine because he comes from a long line of doctors. They failed to notice that the child has no brains in their fingers, and will therefore never make a great surgeon. Plus the fact the poor kid faints at the sight of blood. But no child of mine will be a writer! Med school for you, boy!
This is a big reason why I love shelter dogs. Most of the time they are Frankenmutts. It’s exceptionally difficult to determine their breed(s) without DNA tests. And even then, they tend to look like a Pollock painting of different breeds, with no single breed comprising more than 8% of said dog.
YOU AREN’T PILOTING YOUR DOG ENOUGH
Lack of Piloting is the huge issue my clients have. What is Piloting? Essentially answering your dog’s questions. For example, my Sparta:
Sparta: Can I kill our new cat?
Ta-da! I answer her question. Now, the more you Pilot, the easier it gets. When I first got our cat Echo many, many years ago, Sparta did want to kill him. So I took things easy, and answered every single one of her questions. Years later, they are kindred spirits and often hang out together. But it took a while before I felt I had Piloted Sparta enough to start to trust (let alone anticipate) my answers. Because that is the ultimate goal of Piloting: to help them anticipate the answer.
About 5 years ago I brought in another kitten. While I still had to Pilot Sparta around the newbie, it wasn’t nearly as arduous as when I got Echo. Not only had Sparta and I been through the whole ordeal previously, but there was another three years worth of random questions I had answered for Sparta in between getting those two cats.
- Can I eat out of the litter box? No, Sparta.
- Can I play rope toy roughly? Not right now, Sparta.
- Is the postman a threat? No, Sparta.
- Do you want me to be calm when I see a squirrel in the yard? Yes Sparta! Nice job!
So each question I answer for her is “money” out of her Piloting Piggy Bank. It goes into my Piloting Piggy Bank. And remember, whoever has the most money wins. Let’s also bear in mind what the definition of “anxiety” is:
Anxiety: noun a feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome.
In other words, fear of the unknown…unanswered questions. Start Piloting your dog. Most people don’t understand that their dogs need to have Piloting. Or if they have an idea, they don’t understand how to tell their dog that the mailman isn’t going to kill them. But if your dog actively shirks from new people, or they are inherently suspicious of other dogs, I don’t care what breed of dog they are, or what the breed standard says they should be: don’t force Wally the Golden Retriever to be a therapy dog just because a lot of therapy dogs are Golden Retrievers! Work with the dog you have, not the breed you bought.
Those are the three reasons why a dog owner parent may call me for help with their dogs behaviors. So let’s apply that to the original issue: that meme.